Conversation with co-worker who's trying to persuade me to go to Twin Peaks for lunch.
him: you like Thai food because you're a communist. I like American food. like Twin Peaks.
me: but you like Pei Wei.
him: I prefer to think of Pei Wei as Thai-wahn-ese (that's exactly how he said it) because Taiwan is more democratic.
what do I even say to that?